Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago

modernprimate:

What I like about the Creamsicle meme is that it represents a truce, not between two nerd subcultures, but between nerds and non-nerds. If I could only pick one thing that I hate about nerds, I would definitely pick their over simplification and prejudice towards non-nerds. Turning anyone into a generalized “other” is never right.

(continue reading Creamsicle: The Best Meme | Modern Primate | man, that’s deep)

Posted 1 month ago

modernprimate:

So far, the vast majority of commentators have taken Girls seriously. That is, they assume that the show was produced in good faith, and that Dunham’s intention was to create sympathetic characters and relatable situations. If this is true, she and her writers deserve every ounce of criticism they’ve received. If on the other hand the show is actually satire, then suddenly the premise—dull white characters played by actors with famous parents—suddenly takes on new significance. From the casting choices (both racially and in terms of nepotism) to the undeserved self-importance of the main characters to their banal chatter about nothing in particular, which apparently the white writers think is important enough to memorialize on a high-budget television show—Girls may in fact be much smarter than people have given it credit for. Not because it’s ultimately redeemable, but precisely because it’s not.

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Posted 1 month ago

modernprimate:

Thanks Yewknee. My day has been made.

Posted 1 month ago

modernprimate:

In my short stint as weekend editor I’ve been wondering what the hell kind of men’s site this is supposed to be. The few times sports have ever been mentioned don’t really have anything to do with sports, and instead we get stuff about Pokemon, Minecraft, and Downton Abbey FFS! All along I’ve been thinking, “WHERE ARE THE TITS?!” So, since this may very well be my last weekend at the Modern Primate helm, I’ve decided to post my entire collection of all the world’s most exotic tits. Big tits. Little tits. Round tits. Perky tits. White tits. Black tits. Somali tits. The list goes on and on! Enjoy!

(via Exotic Tits From Across the Globe | Modern Primate | The Manhood Manual)

Posted 2 months ago

modernprimate:

The very first episode of My Damn Channel LIVE premieres at 4:00 PM Eastern / 1:00 PM Pacific (that’s about 25 minutes from now) and you can watch it RIGHT HERE!

Posted 2 months ago
modernprimate:

It’s not just nostalgia; new games, stories, art, and characters have been coming out of the franchise at a consistent rate since it’s inception. It’s massive popularity might’ve dwindled, but the quality of the content has only improved. And I know a lot of socially-normal people who follow and appreciate that new content. Pokemon is a scene.
(via Carrying Pokemon Into Adulthood | Modern Primate | The Manhood Manual)

modernprimate:

It’s not just nostalgia; new games, stories, art, and characters have been coming out of the franchise at a consistent rate since it’s inception. It’s massive popularity might’ve dwindled, but the quality of the content has only improved. And I know a lot of socially-normal people who follow and appreciate that new content. Pokemon is a scene.

(via Carrying Pokemon Into Adulthood | Modern Primate | The Manhood Manual)

Posted 2 months ago
Posted 2 months ago

modernprimate:

Addiction to Santorum is now common for adults and even for some children. The average age of first exposure to hard-core Santorum is now 11. Santorum is toxic to marriages and relationships. It contributes to misogyny and violence against women. It is a contributing factor to prostitution and sex trafficking.

(via Political Slashfic: Santorum Takes a Stand | Modern Primate | The Manhood Manual)

Posted 2 months ago